Woeful Wednesday Truthiness

Apparently volunteering to be shot at isn't good enough for Fox and Friends to deserve some college tuition. I haven't used my GI Bill yet, I'm hoping this thing gets passed veto-proof I could use the extra money for gas.

Scott McClellan is actually acting like he never had any real clue what was going on. I would say this is how you defend yourself when you're innocent of any wrong doing, but it's how Roger Clemens is acting as well so...

When I think of a Maverick I think of Tom Cruise or Mel Gibson, not who voted 100% with Dubya in 2008.

New Mexico will be a sign on whether or not the people of this country really do care about the criminal actions of certain public officials during the past eight years or whether they prefer to have their head in the sand.

The sex industry, still thrives around the world; to the point where it becomes more profitable to do tricks then hold a regular job.

Ah, today we get to talk about something that would be curbed under our new political party. The wasteful spending on billions in the military sector must be put to an end.

It's not a good time to be a cop right now in Mexico as it has become Bizzaro land with the most wanted Police Chiefs.

There has to be something illegal about Dubya using our tax dollars to fly to Arizona for McPOW's fundraiser.

First it was sniper fire, now it's Bubba didn't win till June. Well, surprise surprise, that turns out to be a big fat lie too. Excuse, she just mis-remembered.

Another Republican Criminal, this time embezzling from the Republican Party himself; which makes him not that bad of a guy.

Sadly the UN Human Rights Council lost its fight to get water called a basic human right. I don't know why, but this just screams canned air, doesn't it President Skroob?

The only bad thing about the officials being charged with war crimes is that now they can't leave the US in fear of being arrested elsewhere.

I like this line of thinking in regards to who the VP nominees should be. Which makes me think that Evan Bayh may be moving on up, and that makes me happy.

Weds Wrap Around Post-Wedding Bliss

We have not received all of the pictures yet, so there very well may be very amusing shot of dews somewhere among them, though at the end of this I very well may have to post what has been declared as the greatest picture...well, ever.

The wedding was a rousing success, hailed by all as very possibly the funnest wedding that ever was had. Having quite the hand in it, as opposed to most grooms, it gives me great pleasure in hearing that. I kinda feel like Vince McMahon after Wrestlemania X7, knowing that I just put on a show that may not be equaled. Now then, onto the news, since I am the only one of us who has had a legitimate reason for not posting lately I guess I'll have to be the one to kick the tires and light the fires.

In case you missed it, there was a new Republican sex scandal recently in Pennsylvania. Where as this man may not be guilty of rape he is definitely guilty of upstaging Bob Crane and doing more men then Ted Haggard.

The housing and economic "crisis" is continuing to grow, so what's the Senate's plan? Well, if you guessed big tax cuts and credits for corporations you must have been paying attention these last eight years.

It's probably a good thing that dews and I were at my wedding on Saturday. If we weren't we may have this shindig and in the process gotten arrested on the steps of the Jefferson Memorial.
*PS-The quote from the wife when I told her about this and our near miss with jail, "Probably, see, marriage is already saving you from yourself."

When I told one of my roommates what Obama had said about investigating the possible Bush crimes if he became President his response is one that many will have, "Well he certainly has my vote now."

A beautifully written piece about feminism in society today , the way things have changed, and the future outlook on the equality of the sexes. If you don't believe it still isn't an issue I'll give you an example. People in Texas are still shocked to hear that I would be the one staying home with the child if CityCat and I ever have kids.

Here is a present to SandFleas for doing our wedding, the Charger Girl tryouts photo album. This is what to expect where I'm moving to in a month and a half.

This just in, Allison Stokke is still the hottest woman in all of sports. Hey, I'm married not dead.

An amusing case for our group of lawyers from the great state of Texas and the complication of redneck Engrish.

See, the US and Iran are not as different as they would like you to believe.. After all their conservatives get caught in prostitution sex scandle just as ours are so caught we all just be friends already?

Forget PA, Obama just locked up the tri-state area's primary by getting the most important Super-superdelagate one can get in that area.

Finally, a great pie chart on why Pennsylvanian's are so bitter. I don't know, not having loving JoePa but he still won't retire should be on there as well, eh it seems East side of PA biased anyways.

Weds Wrap Around

Rev. Yearwood apparently is having more trouble getting into a session of Congress then folks are getting Led Zepplin tickets. At least Rep Waters saw him and escorted him in, I seriously don't know what is wrong with these guys working the door.

Allow me to present to you a statement by a man who very well may be your next Vice President. This is the guy soldiers are forced to listen to on AFR? Thank the gods for iPods.

Rick Santorum isn't done yet as he thinks he could win the Pennsylvania Governor Race in a few years. Excuse me, asshole, if Lynn Swann couldn't win the race as a Republican, you don't stand a chance.

People wonder why we're about to step into more shit when it comes to Iran. Good going there Deputy Assistant Himmler.

I love it, it proves what some of us have witnessed with family members and friends. The Republican Party is shooting itself in the foot ever so slowly, truly a beautiful thing.

That's how the Gators got so good so quickly they stole Florida State's recruiting model. I guess it is only fitting, they have orange as one of their colors.

Weds Wrap Around

Do yourself a favor, and educate yourself on the history of the right wing and Islamic extremists.

You know what isn't a good idea, trying to get support for you war by comparing to the most despised war prior to this one.

If this is the real reason Rove left then may the Gods have mercy on us all.

So that's why Garrett Anderson has had a down year, he was saving up his offense for a one night stand.

Some of us have thought of this theory for a very long time now. It is very Reagan-esque, where he acts harmless, but is really a cold hearted killer underneath it all.

Guess what Nats fans, the Nationals are officially no longer in last place!

You gotta love those College Humor guys, they always find the best shit....FIRST!

Oh happy day, Claire is 18.

I think the new theme song for Dubay should be Liar by Rollins Band.

Maroon 5 is just proof that today's bands have nothing on the OG bands. Sorry Adam, but Billy Idol, Brett Michaels, Tommy Lee and others would have had Maria moaning like a banshee.

It is a sad sad day when Troy Aikman asks for a leave of absence from UCLA.

Apparently the White House and Justice department are trying that Twilight Zone trick of everything you think you no is wrong in this world, things work this way.

I think it is quite sad that people don't read more. Hey, I watch movies, TV and play Madden and I still find time to read ten plus books in a year.

Speaking of good music, it is the 40th anniversary of Jimi Hendrix's Are You Experienced?.

Finally, this doesn't help Republicans chant of the economy does better under us. I guess it's true, if you're part of the upper echelon.

It Must Be Wednesday

Yeah, it has to be Wednesday, nothing is going on. It is offically hump day, I own Madden but likely won't lose my soul to it until tomorrow night due to the Phillies/Nats game tonight at RFK. I know I'm looking forward to the pitchers duel that is Kendrick and Redding.

I should start my pre-season Conference reviews of College Football, but I think I shall save that to next week. Though I shall be releasing my Pre-Season All Americans at some point today. Mind you that my All Americans are based on who I think will have the best years this year, so I may shock some of you.

Though apparently Rupert Murdoch isn't satisfied with just the Wall Street Journal. We all know the kind of excellence he strives for his "news organizations", and it should be illegal to hold so much power over the news, then again, it used to be. I honestly think he won't be happy until he controls the horizontal and vertical.

I guess PCU was right, Yes! That's the beauty of college these days, Tommy! You can major in Game Boy if you know how to bullshit, or in this case fantasy football.

FINALLY, a baseball player who went to Bobby The Brain Heenan's school of charging the mound.

Congrats go out to the Central Valley's own Bobby Cox for setting a great record last night. Sadly I can't remember him being in any brawls like Zimmy has been in.

In this day age where people get divorced more then they stay together it's nice to see a beautiful love story covered by the media.

Though I have no love for the Yankees, Phil Rizzuto was a class act and will be missed.

Finally, an interesting article that asks you if you're not a fan of the BCS, then root for TCU against Texas Sept. 8. I for one would like to do so, if it was against OU, but I cannot root against my Longhorns, I don't care that my second cousin played for TCU, I will not betray my Longhorns. Though I would like to know if there is anyone not directly getting money from the BCS system that actually supports the BCS?